I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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