I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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