Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You were trust falling into bushes
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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