There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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