you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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