I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize