Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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