lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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