i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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