69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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