Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
