I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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