that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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