i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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