yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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