Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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