how can u be prego again
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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