there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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