then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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