We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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