i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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