so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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