check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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