You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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