After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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