party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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