I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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