Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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