gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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