I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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