I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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