So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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