There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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