the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Randomize
