He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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