in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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