And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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