Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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