Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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