Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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