Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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