i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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