LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
