the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Found the puke drawer
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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