I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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