Do you still have your period?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
