its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
this is an emotional support booty call
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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