everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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