what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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