Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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