It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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