I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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