somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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