google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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