She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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