My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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