Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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